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The Republican Party Fiasco

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The 2016 Republican candidates are a unique bunch of people ranging from brain-surgeons to self-proclaimed billionaires who own their own company. At first there were fifteen candidates, but most of the sane ones dropped out. Most of them were the cause of the Tyrant Oompa Loompa, Donald J. Trump. They were cast away by a variety of insults spewing out of the mouth of Mr. Trump. Which brings us to our first candidate, Donald J. Trump.

Donald Trump is a very wealthy real estate entrepreneur who specializes in casinos. Doesn’t that sound like a perfect president? If one made a list of insults that came from Trump’s mouth, they would most likely not be any trees left. Donald Trump’s two most popular goals are to build a wall on the Mexican border and to “temporarily” ban all Muslims from America. One thing to also mention, Donald Trump wants Mexico to pay for the wall. Good luck trying to get another country to pay for your aspirations Mr. Trump. Trump also can’t seem to make up his mind. In an interview, Donald said “Hillary Clinton is the worst secretary of state in American history!” In a later interview he said “I respect Hillary Clinton. She was great at her job and is an overall great woman.” Before the Iowa Caucus Donald said, “I love the people of Iowa and I think I have a great chance of winning.” Later he said, “How stupid are the people of Iowa?”

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Next up we have Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. Both Rubio and Cruz are sons of immigrants, yet they both hate immigrants. Ted Cruz’s problem is that he apparently is not a very nice person. When his family got off of a plane to see him, he went to kiss his daughter and she said “Ew!” and pushed him away. Marco Rubio was a strong candidate until former candidate Chris Christie made him look like a fool during a debate. When Marco Rubio was saying a scripted line, Chris Christie criticized him for only saying twenty-five second scripted lines. Rubio responded to this by repeating himself four more times. Chris Christie ruined Rubio’s chances of winning and forced him to drop out.

Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Lastly, we have governor John Kasich. Kasich came out of the blue in the South Carolina Republican primary in second place. Shows all over wanted to interview him and he gave them his plan for America. But when the next primary came, he sunk right back into 5th place. Kasich is widely considered the most reasonable Republican candidate, but it is now impossible for him to become the Republican nominee.

John Kasich

John Kasich

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